Shows up as Telemarketer on the caller ID .... Time to have some fun!
her- may i speak to jennifer
Me- this is jennifer
her- but your a man....
me- ever heard the song boy named Sue by johnny cash?
her -what?"
me - what is this call about?
her- this is a attempt to collect a debt, any information will be used in order to obtain the debt
me- OK what of my kids medical bill didn't get paid by the insurance now?
her -Bill is for jennifer
me- ok I have insurance and should have been paid also!
Her- for ethan from emergency service
me - OK my son but from what hospital?
her -Emergency service
me -OK what hospital?
her- Emergency Service....
Me- there is no hospital named Emergency Service, what hospital?
her - the bill is from Emergency service SIR
me - (no longer having fun with her ignorance) I took my son to the hospital named Emergancy service where he had some work done that I didnt pay for and ran out,....... Now where the fuck is this hospital?
her - ITS NOT A HOSPITAL its a doctor.
me- ok a doctor... that works at what hospital? Emergency service a a title of the type of service provided not a damn location.
her -............
me -Ok, my son had insurance and the bill should have been covered. I go to wal-mart I pay before i go. Its not my job to follow up behind the HOSPITALS to be sure they submit the bill to my insurance company after I provide them with my insurance card and any other information they require.
her.... ITS NOT A HOSPITAL... ITS AN EMERGENCY SERVICE
me - Jen its for you (pass phone to wife)
She continues on with her, then moves to her supervisor who still just as ignorant as the first.. I hear her tell in the other room " YOU CANNOT HAVE A BILL THAT YOU HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT. I WANT A DOCTORS NAME, HOSPITAL HE WORKS OUT OF AND A PHONE NUMBER TO CONTACT THIS DOCTOR TO FIND OUT THE DETAILS.
few min later I hear hell Ill just send you a bill you know nothing about and pass it off to collection and expect you to pay... that is just what your trying to pull for me. Bill is in the mail as we speak for wasting my time.
Then hear her say you are right im not going to pay this bill without any damn information as to what it is for. This is a new number how did you even get it? They couldnt have called me on this number, no one has it! its NEW. No we did not have this number in 2006 ITS NEW YOU FUCKING MORON. (hang up with a slam)
her- may i speak to jennifer
Me- this is jennifer
her- but your a man....
me- ever heard the song boy named Sue by johnny cash?
her -what?"
me - what is this call about?
her- this is a attempt to collect a debt, any information will be used in order to obtain the debt
me- OK what of my kids medical bill didn't get paid by the insurance now?
her -Bill is for jennifer
me- ok I have insurance and should have been paid also!
Her- for ethan from emergency service
me - OK my son but from what hospital?
her -Emergency service
me -OK what hospital?
her- Emergency Service....
Me- there is no hospital named Emergency Service, what hospital?
her - the bill is from Emergency service SIR
me - (no longer having fun with her ignorance) I took my son to the hospital named Emergancy service where he had some work done that I didnt pay for and ran out,....... Now where the fuck is this hospital?
her - ITS NOT A HOSPITAL its a doctor.
me- ok a doctor... that works at what hospital? Emergency service a a title of the type of service provided not a damn location.
her -............
me -Ok, my son had insurance and the bill should have been covered. I go to wal-mart I pay before i go. Its not my job to follow up behind the HOSPITALS to be sure they submit the bill to my insurance company after I provide them with my insurance card and any other information they require.
her.... ITS NOT A HOSPITAL... ITS AN EMERGENCY SERVICE
me - Jen its for you (pass phone to wife)
She continues on with her, then moves to her supervisor who still just as ignorant as the first.. I hear her tell in the other room " YOU CANNOT HAVE A BILL THAT YOU HAVE NO INFORMATION ABOUT. I WANT A DOCTORS NAME, HOSPITAL HE WORKS OUT OF AND A PHONE NUMBER TO CONTACT THIS DOCTOR TO FIND OUT THE DETAILS.
few min later I hear hell Ill just send you a bill you know nothing about and pass it off to collection and expect you to pay... that is just what your trying to pull for me. Bill is in the mail as we speak for wasting my time.
Then hear her say you are right im not going to pay this bill without any damn information as to what it is for. This is a new number how did you even get it? They couldnt have called me on this number, no one has it! its NEW. No we did not have this number in 2006 ITS NEW YOU FUCKING MORON. (hang up with a slam)
